TS Mariana Cordoba

Today was an ordinary day. Nothing special happened other than being healthy and alive and being this beautiful and funny she-male, lol. My friend Alfredo (total disclosure) visited me shortly and told me about a problem he has at work. I had a late breakfast consisting in strawberries, orange juice with some ginger, and a whole grain toast. I read the paper, watered the pants in my balcony and worried because my purple orchid is kind of withering and I have had it for a long time.

Towards the end of the afternoon I played some jazz in the Ipod and that music always puts me in a refelxive mood so after thinking and thinking I finally found the extraordinary of this ordinary day…MYSELF.

Come here, come closer, my only confessor, my loyal fan, I want to tell you a story that I am sure you will like. The plumber finally came home and checked the pipe, he was all professional in his uniform with a belt full of tools and laid on the floor of under the sink and started bang bang clank clank twich twich, or whatever to sound for screwing is, and then I noticed his tools box was far from where he was laying so I walked towards him and with one of my long and well waxed legs pushed it closer to him. It was not my fault to be wearing a mini denim skirt that was a bit indiscreet and let some of my bulge show.

I was  horny, I have to admit, so I kind of flirted thinking in that whatever could happen, but surprisingly he got on his feet and told me straight, “I might be young but I know that you are a shemale, a hot one I have to say, and I would not mind to have you suck my dick right now if you please”. Hahaha, he totally read my mind. I  came down to a crawling position and zippered down his pants with nothing but my teeth, put his adolescent dick in my mouth and gave him the suck of his young life…but, I told him, if you want me to wait for you to cum in my mouth you have to give me a great discount, furthermore if you want me to swallow it I want the job free, otherwise I will spit it out. I am sure that pipe will never burst again. You bet.

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This is the last I expected. I called this morning the maintenance office to report the broken pipe and they sent me the stupidest person on earth. I thought he was a nice guy because from time to time we met and he is ever so polite, he says hi, thank you, but this morning he was a real asshole. He said that I spent too much time out of the apartment and don’t give it attention and that is why this happened.

Who the hell does he believe he is to comment on my habits? I replied, “Be careful, watch your mouth ‘cuz I have seen you in places you wouldn’t want the world to know” (Low blow but I am sorry, the guy was being a piece of crap). And out of the sudden his stupidity started to fade, little by little he became this lovely jack all trades asking if I had any other problem in the house that needed solution. Hahaha. Well I told him not, this is the one thing you need to fix. He is coming back tomorrow with the right tools to fix the pipe.

Grrrrrrrrr!!! I am so f….. mad. I come home this afternoon and my living room area rug is soaked. A trace of water leads me to the kitchen where there is water dripping from inside of under the sink. WTF….I open it and the frigging pipe is loose, I try to attach it back to the elbow and it came off farther out and the water started to flow like the Niagara falls. OH MY GOD….now it is a official mess. Thanks God I am such a smart beautiful girl…….

I located the faucet that closes the water access to the apartment and I switched it off so the water stopped right there, but then I had to get on my hands and knees and clean out that pool that had reached the end of the hall towards the door of my room. It was for its own good it did not get inside of my closet and messed my shoes ‘cuz that water would be strangled dead by now. LOL

I barely slept last night. I kept thinking of this new set of pictures that I am preparing. First of all I am a little nervous because I hired a new photographer that is super hot and I don’t want to mix business with anything else. Shut! I should so not have hired such a hottie, but maybe is not a bad idea after all because I can flirt while doing the pictures looking sexier that way.

The other issue that had me sleep deprived was the fact that I spent a tremendous amount of money buying lingerie and shoes, my weakness, and now i feel guilty because, do I really need so many of them? I only had two feet and a big she-cock, so basically I would only require one pair of shoes and a thong, but they were so pretty on the shelf, practically calling me by my name, take me home, take me home, those were the boots, and then they winked the bikinis who started calling me too. Well, whatever, I will always have the best reason to buy them and wear them….you!!!

Today I met with my girlfriend to go to the Chinese nails place in my favorite (and expensive) shopping center. We got there at 11am and left and 3. We had such a great time while getting our manicure and pedicure in pretty colors. I chose a light purple and she preferred Santa Claus red. We laughed at Chinese jokes that we did not even understand, hahaha, but they were serving the mimosas and we didn’t want to miss out.

On our way out this Chinese guy looked at me intensely and I am pretty sure what he had in mind.